Saturday, May 21, 2011

The Jon Huntsman Press Release

The pundits and paid opinionists had ruled out his campaign for the highest crown in the world. They whispered bittersweet nothings, "He has no experience," "No one knows who he is," "He has no chance." But they failed to account for his fighting spirit. How could they have missed the signals for it is right there in this noble steed's surname? One day, the winds of history will whisper his name in the same gust as Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson. Who is this man bold enough to ignore the naysayers and run this country? Huntsman.


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