Jews and Muslims are totally different. Jews have been persecuted and deserve empathy. Muslims have persecuted and deserve enmity. Jews have gracefully enmeshed into American society. Muslims are trying to take over American society. Let's look at the differences.
1) Beards - Wait? Never mind.
2) Dietary restrictions - Um, nope.
3) Those funny hats - Uh, whoops.
4) Phlegmy holy languages - Well, I guess not.
Alright, so maybe Jews and Muslims are pretty similar after all. In that case, I surmise that it is essential for every fellow Jew to guard the rights of Muslims as if they're their own.
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