Last night, I probably should have shaved before downing a bunch of NyQuil. But the worse mistake I made last night was eating chili in a can with a bunch of funky smelling cheddar cheese mixed in and then downing an Activia yogurt immediately after. My stomach was making noises all night and I swear I heard it say in English, "Hey! What the fuck?!"
On the positive side, it's given me the opportunity to perfect my impression of Andrew Dice Clay On The Toilet, which basically involves a lot of OH!s and fist pumps.