Thursday, September 30, 2010

The Threat

I have decided to release an important intelligence report to my faithful citizens. This comes in the spirit of openness that my administration has always strived to undertake. Of course, some parts of the report must be omitted for security's sake. My citizens, we must be vigilant. The world is dangerous. Put your trust in me.

The Report
On Friday September 10, a meeting was held at the [.......................................................... ]. The major figures who attended were [.......................................] and [..........................]. Their main purpose was to [.......................................................................................] for the destruction the government and thereby, the nation. This is [...] a very real threat that citizens should take seriously. [............................................................................................... ................................................................................................................................. ........................................................................................................................]. We urge the president to take action [.................................................................. ...............................].

Today's decrees
Those who threaten the national security of our nation will be severely punished.

Any and all people who attempt to subvert the benevolent government will face consequences and repercussions.

The persons named in the report will be dealt with in an appropriate manner.

No comments: