Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Coming Out of Her Shell

The cutest little 7 year old girl, who is extremely shy, had an essay to write. The question involved what she would do if she were temporarily invisible. Her entire essay reads:

"I will be invisible for a day. I will rob a bank. Then I will steel icecream and give it to a hobo."

She's like a politically incorrect Robin Hood.

Later, I announce to the class that there will be no writing left-handed in my room.

The same little girl decides this is the perfect moment to stand up in front of everyone and declare that she wipes her ass with her left hand.

Everyone in the room is laughing. The little girl is not embarrassed. She's trying to convince us that it's not a joke, she really does wipe her ass with her left.

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