America has a problem with obesity. We have too many people who are too fat. America also has a problem with an oil leak. The oil is gushing and we have no way to stop it. We should dump all of the fat people to plug the leak. That would be killing two birds with one stone!
Speaking of birds, some crazy lady just stopped her car in the middle of the road and then ran into traffic to save the lives of some birds. Now, that is heroic. Let's put her in charge of the EPA.