Arizona, Mexico

I have no problems with the new immigration laws in Arizona, in theory. But they totally contradict the spirit and values of the United States. So, I propose that we give Arizona back to Mexico. Arizona keeps their immigration laws, but, since they're part of Mexico, the laws will work in reverse.

Any person in Arizona who doesn't look like they're from Mexico will have to keep their papers with them at all times or be thrown in jail. All immigrants, who are not in (what is now) Arizona, Mexico legally, will be jailed. Oh, and white folks in Arizona, don't even think about trying to cross the border back into the U.S.; we'll have some crazy people patrolling it ready to shoot you.