Thursday, November 26, 2009

Thanksgiving Message to the Gentiles

There has been a recent trend among the gentiles where they give thanks on the fourth Thursday of November and then go on a killing spree on Friday. Usually their murderous tirades occur at various WalMarts or other stores offering Black Friday sales.

I am asking, no begging and pleading, for the gentiles to show some patience, kindness, and compassion when entering a retail establishment as it opens its doors early Friday morning. If people fall in your rush to snatch a half-priced toaster intended for your mother-in-law, please stop your charge and help them rise to their feet. Instead of, you know, trampling them to death to save a few dollars.

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