Children are our most precious resource. Or at least that's how we treat these mini morons. In the old days, and here I'm talking about the 1990s, children were left alone. They had to figure things out on their own. We're better for it now. But the kids today get everything handed to them. On long car rides, we had to listen to countless hours of Barbra Streissand and Neil Diamond. The hours were countless because we'd always get lost. Nowadays, these kids have their own personal DVD players and they can time their moves to the amount of time the trip will take according to the GPS system.
But progress has made these snot-drippers soft and stupid. They don't know how to get to their houses, they don't know their phone numbers. They don't remember other shit, because when they forget, they can just google it.
Have you ever had a conversation with one of these human monstrosities? Not only are they dumb, but they're socially-inept. If a child tells you they hate you and you tell them to shut the fuck up before punching them in the face, suddenly you're the bad guy. But if a real person tells you they hate you and you react in the same way, you were simply standing up for yourself. Which is it America? It's time to treat these freeloading stinkbombs like people so they don't turn out to be pampered out-of-touch D-list celebrities.
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