Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Jews of Glory, Jews of Disgrace 2009

This is the fifth annual Jews of Glory, Jews of Disgrace.

Glory
5) Rabbi Mark Golub - When he does his little turn at the end of From the Aleph Bet on Shalom TV On Demand, it's the coolest thing ever.
4) SoCalled - The best Klezmer-Hip Hop musician of all time.
3) Ryan Braun, Jason Marquis, and Kevin Youkilis - There were three Jewish Allstars in Major League Baseball this season.
2) Barney Frank - When you call a gay Jew a Nazi because he supports health care reform, we got his back.
1) Jon Stewart - Even the Iranians revere him.

Disgrace
5) Shabbatai Zvi - False messiah converted when the going got tough.
4) Ehud Olmert - Former Israel PM indicted on charges of being a money-grubbing Jew.
3) Organ-dealing rabbis - Choosing money over ethics doesn't help the Jewish cause.
2) Bernie Madoff - At least the billions of dollars he stole were from both Jews and gentiles.
1) The schmuck who pissed off Hitler

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