Saturday, September 26, 2009

The Arab Menace

Arabs are a very dangerous people. Particularly according to Fox News and the Weekly Standard. The State Department defines Arabs as "People of terrorist descent." Apparently, "They can be distinguished by their funny names, but be careful, not all have, so stay vigilant. Your level of alertness on this issue should be at orange with a little bit of burnt sienna."

Here's something that you may also not have known. Arabs are taking over our country! Here's a working list of the most dangerous Arabs in America:

Casey Kasem
Tony Shaloub
Jamie Farr
Paul Anka
Doug Flutie
Rony Seikaly
Helen Thomas
Ralph Nader
Gen. John Abizaid
Sec. Donna Shalala

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