The following are the thoughts of three random women as they walk towards me on the sidewalk.
"Oh, he's such a cute boy... Kinda hairy though... Nope, that's a tiny man."
"He's cute... Hmm, is that a smile or does he just have gas... Yeesh, he just tripped a little... Why does he keep pulling up his pants... What a geek."
"Is that a wolfboy... It is a wolfboy! AAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH, HELP ME JESUS!"