Sunday, June 21, 2009

Anne Frank Comes Back

You read my diary? WHAT THE FUCK! What gives you the right? Is that what you do, you go around reading people's diaries. You stupid ass!

What? THEY MADE A BOOK OUT OF IT!

Wow. Just wow. Who could do such a thing? Way to take advantage of my victimhood. Bravo. I guess people get their jollies from exploiting Holocaust victims. Little girls writing in their diary no less.

Seriously, do you know what a diary is? It's supposed to be private, fucknuts! And you put out entries from my awkward phase. What teenage girl wants their diary fucking broadcast to the whole world? That's such horseshit!

THERE'S A MOVIE? Fuck that. Wait, who played me? It better be like Natalie Portman or they'll be hell to pay.

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