RevDate: A service to help you find the person that you will some day not only have on your t-shirt, but also in your heart.
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turn ons: long strolls up to the president's place of residence, cuddling up by the plans to overthrow the government, and long untamed hair
turn offs: the status quo, the 700 Club, short tamed hair
preferred form of government: anyone but this one
favorite kind of coup: bloodless
method of spreading your message of revolution (put an "x" next to no more than 3)
television show:
radio program:
low budget newspaper:
blog: x
nonsensical fliers passed out at unrelated protest:
screaming from street corners: x
secret cabal:
Ponzi scheme:
Describe your perfect partner: She rejects all assumptions that are programmed into our heads from an early age, espouses compassion and empathy towards the plight of our fellow human beings, and wants to change the way we relate towards one another starting with our entire system of government. She does everything in her power to achieve these goals so that our descendents will have the opportunity to strive towards reaching the limits of human capability. And she has a cute butt.
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