100 Days

Barack Obama has been president for 100 days. I'm not sure if we're headed toward fascism or anarchy, but wherever we're going, it's not good.

Obama is the head of a totalitarian regime that kowtows to foreign dictators. He bowed to the Saudi king! Can you believe that? He should've held the king's hand like a president's supposed to. He "engaged" in rudimentary "dialogue" with Venezuela's Hugo Chavez at a recent meeting of hemispheric governments. Obama should revert to the arrogance of the Bush administration. After all, the U.S. was kept safe for most of his tenure. Did you know more Americans died in foreign wars during the Bush administration than did due to the attacks of September 11, 2001? It's all part of his brilliant strategy to die over there so we don't have to die here.

Obama has created a situation where even the terrorists enjoy civil liberties. Yet, as I said earlier, we're headed towards a totalitarian state. How is he doing it? Obama is a slick intellectual, whose charisma and celebrity-style appeal convinces Americans and foreign leaders that he can do the impossible. He has the ability to face contradictory criticism without it sticking. Watch out my fellow Republicans. He's even recruiting amongst us. More than anything, I feel bad for Arlen Specter. The last Jewish Republican senator was brainwashed by Obama's suave pragmatism and shrewd consensus-building. Stay strong my conservative brothers. We're less than four years away until our savior Sarah Palin takes over the country!