It's Alright Charlie

The girls like Charlie. They just don't want to be with him. Well, that's not entirely true. Some like him and don't want to be him; some like him, want to be with him, but just can't because of the world. Charlie often feels like a murder victim, yet he continues to live.

But let's not feel too sorry for our friend Charlie. Sure, he's a shlimazl when it comes to the ladies. It's not a good scene when you a like a woman, she likes you, and that's not enough. Sometimes she'll act like you're worse than Hitler. Sometimes she'll act like you're the only thing in her world. It's confusing and poor Charlie is too dumb to figure things out. And when he does, it's far too late.

But remember, I said don't feel too sorry for good old Charlie. He's surrounded by wonderful women. These women won't shoot him. In fact, they'll be there whenever someone else shoots him. You see, Charlie's a lot luckier than he realizes.