Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Jews of Glory, Jews of Disgrace 2008

This is the fourth annual Jews of Glory, Jews of Disgrace.

Glory
5) Glenn Cowan - One of the principles in initiating ping pong diplomacy between the United State and China when he got on the wrong bus and made friends with a ping pong competitor.
4) Ryan Braun - 2007 NL Rookie of the Year. Needs to strike out less though.
3) Miri Ben-Ari - The Hip Hop violinist.
2) Jon Stewart - The most trusted man on television.
1) Sammy Davis Jr. - In the words of Nas, "David’s Star on the chain of Sammy Davis. He helped pave the way for Southern Crankers and them Harlem Shakers."

Disgrace
5) Rabbi David Kaye - The child-fucking Rabbi from Rockville caught on Dateline's To Catch A Predator. Reinforces the stereotype that Jews are child-fuckers.
4) Joe Lieberman - Supports John McCain and is scheduled to speak at the Republican Convention. Reinforces the stereotype that Jews kowtow to Christians.
3) Ehud Olmert - The Prime Minister of a repressive country probably took bribes. Reinforces just about every negative the stereotype of Jews.
2) Bobby Fischer - Former chess champion turned self-hating anti-Semite died this year.
1) The schmuck who pissed off Hitler.

2 comments:

Kristen said...

what about your friend 50 shekel??

knibilnats said...

if there was a christian version of this list, he might make the cut