So why is John Hancock's signature so large on the Declaration of Independence? Some prominent men were asked back in the day.
"Dear Hancock has a severe lack of spatial perception. He believed there was enough room for all the signers to match his autograph's girth." - George Washington
"He is an arrogant sort, the likes of which may never be seen again." - John Adams
"His ego releases an odorous stench worse than that of a cow turd." - Alexander Hamilton
"Because he's a dick." - Thomas Jefferson
"I don't care. I still have 45 minutes left with this young lady." - Benjamin Franklin
"John's head is bigger than Ben Franklin's tab at the burlesque." - George Mason
"He stole my idea." - Elbridge Gerry
"I'm with TJ- dude's a douche." - James Madison
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