Walking Into A Bar

An Albanian man and a Serbian man walk into a bar.
Both sit down at opposite ends and order a beer.
The Albanian man takes a sip, slams down the glass, and shouts, "Albanians are the best! Fuck the Serbs!"
The Serbian man finishes his sip, slams down his glass, and yells back, "Fuck the Albanians! Serbs are the best!
The Albanian man throws down his nearly-full glass to the ground in disgust. "Go to Hell you murderous Serbian bastard."
The Serbian man throws his glass towards the Albanian man while shouting, "Suck my dick you filthy dog!"
The two men run at each other and begin to trade blows while continuing to throw insults at one another.
At one point, the dispute becomes so violent that both men pull out a gun and squeeze the trigger.

An Albanian family and a Serbian family walk into a funeral parlor...