Recently I've had a serious problem. The deer come and eat the flowers in the front yard. I don't know if there's such a thing as floral genocide. Initially I get very angry at the deer, but it's not their fault. Their homes have been destroyed. Those fucking developers have cut down the lush forrest nearby and the deer have nowhere else to go.
I've thought about trying to stop the deer; maybe putting poison on the flowers or sticking sharp blades around the plants. But I don't want to kill the deer. I'd rather kill those damned developers and their little local legislative lackies.
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