Friday, April 04, 2008

Zbigniew Brzezinski vs Donald Rumsfeld

Zbigniew Brzezinski was Jimmy Carter's National Security Advisor.
Donald Rumsfeld has been the Secretary of Defense twice, under Gerald Ford and George W. Bush.

Zbigniew Brzezinski armed and funded the Afghani Mujahideen, many of who would form the Taliban. Way to go, douche.
Donald Rumsfeld represented the United States to show our support for Saddam Hussein and provide him with intelligence and strategic advice. What a jerkoff.

Zbigniew Brzezinski enjoys walks on the beach. That's so cliché.
Donald Rumsfeld first attacked Afghanistan in 2001, massacring their civilian population in the process. Nice job, fuckface.

Zbigniew Brzezinski once bowled a 68. Not very good.
Donald Rumsfeld initiated a war against Iraq, who neither had weapons of mass destruction nor a desire to attack the United States. The war is still ongoing and Iraqi society has been decimated. Such a murderous turd.

I can't say Zbigniew Brzezinski or Donald Rumsfeld... for different reasons.

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