Will Mahmoud Ahmadinejad take home his first ELL championship or will Kim Jong-Il force the series to go to a deciding third contest? Let's find out. The official ELL site is here. There's a new slideshow under "photos," a poll, and some updated evil profiles. Check it out.
Kim vs Ahmadinejad
North Korea's top dog (awful pun, not befitting the ELL Finals, I apologize) is Kim Jong-Il. With conservatives now in power in South Korea, Kim Jong-Il has suddenly morphed from Bruce Banner back into The Hulk. He has nuclear weapons and an itchy button-pushing finger muthafucker! Thank the lord Kim spends most of his time searching on eBay for old Golden Girls memorabilia. He's already bought Blanche's nighty and Sophia's glasses.
Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad uses UN resolutions to clean up his "Shahnameh!" after watching Schindler's List (emaciated naked Jewish ladies turn him on). He has said that Israel is a weak and collapsing nation. He also thinks the San Antonio Spurs have no chance in the NBA playoffs and Manchester United's roster is filled with a bunch of scrubs. He also claims that Iran is a powerful nation with nuclear weapons, the Tampa Bay Rays will win the World Series, and Mike Huckabee will be the next president of the United States. I asked General Petraeus to help with the scoring of this matchup and he wants the series to go on a little longer for no discernible reason. So...
winner: Kim
series: Tied 1-1
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I would like to apologize to the Tampa Bay Rays for this comment as they very nearly won the World Series.
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