Baby Names

My friends are having a baby soon, so I was thinking about possible baby names.

If it's a girl:
Shari'a - Repressive laws have never sounded so beautiful.
Juma - As in Namangani, the leader of the violently radical Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan; could be a pretty girl's name, too.
Sarah, Rachel - Brand your daughter as a Jewish stereotype.
Doctor - Give her a degree that she didn't earn.
Douche - Pronounced Doo-shay.
Diarrhea - Named after the Princess.
Titler - What better way to combine boobies and Hitler than with your daughter's name!

If it's a boy:
Al - Middle name, Qaeda.
Penis - Dick, for short.
Pope - Great name for a Jewish boy.
Pops - Confuse the hell out of everybody.
Murs - After the emcee, just sounds cool.
Tikki tikki tembo no sa rembo chari bari ruchi pip peri pembo - Show your son that he is the greatest thing to ever happen to the world.
Chang - Works, too. Especially if he falls in a well.
Shmendrick - Good motivation for him to learn Yiddish.

Unisex names:
MountainOutOfAMole - Makes sense if you know the last name.
Kike - Makes things awkward for the genitles.
Hoboken - It's as much a name as Paris.
Frank - Let your daughter know that you wanted a boy.