Letter from the State Department

Recently I received a letter from the State Department, which reads in part:

[We have been notified that your blog includes information of current events from around the planet. We kindly ask that you cease and desist from writing about worldly events as a service to your country. We, as a nation, are preparing for a global game of Jeopardy and we want to induce a sense of over-confidence in other countries by giving the illusion that Americans are stupid, uneducated, and unconcerned with worldly affairs. If we win, the United States could win upwards of $10,000! Think of what we can do with all that money! We trust that you will comply with our request or face the consequences.

Incidentally, we thank you for not reporting on the reinstatement of COINTELPRO.]


Hmm, let's see what's in the news today.... Wow, that Britney Spears is crazy y'all.