The Stupid Test

If you get any of the below questions wrong or cannot complete any of the tasks, you are too stupid to live.

The Test
1) The Wizards have 84 points. The Knicks have 74 points. How many points are the Wizards winning by? (The answer is not 84, you stupid fucking retard kid sitting behind me at the Knick game!!)

2) What is 2 divided by 3? (No, it's not .5, you stupid fucking retard kid's father!!)

3) Locate your country on a map.

4) Carry on a conversation with another human being for at least five minutes without making the other person feel uncomfortable.

5) Use the word "ironic" (or the equivalent in your language. If your language does not have an equivalent, lucky you, skip this question) correctly in a sentence. (Hint: The fact that the lyrics in Alanis Morissette's song Ironic are not ironic is ironic. Use a different example.)

5) If you've ever said, "I'm so hungry I could literally eat a horse," or any other blatant misuse of the word "literally," (unless you were being ironic) you got this one wrong. Time to end it.

6) If you've ever laughed at a Jeff Foxworthy joke, you might have failed this test already.

7) Who is the president (or recognized leader) of your country?

8) (If you are not a neo-nazi, skip this one) Make a reasoned and/or logical argument for why blacks, Jews, and Mexicans are inferior to "pure" white people... Not good enough, kill yourself.

9) Respond to this comment: "I'm running a marathon."
Did you answer, "Oh wow, how long is the one you're running?" If so, you lose. (It's a marathon dumbass! A marathon is a fixed distance. They're all the same moron.)

10) Go through life without being the object of Chris Hansen's scorn on Dateline's To Catch A Predator series.

Congratulations, you are not too stupid to live!