Hu's on First

Abbott: I'm manging a baseball team filled with Asian ballplayers. Would you like to learn a little bit about them?
Costello: Sure. Let's start with the first baseman. Who's on first?
Abbott: Right. Hu's on first.
Costello: What? I'm asking you! Never mind. Let's just move on. Who's on second?
Abbott: Lee.
Costello: What are you doing Bud, that's not part of the act.
Abbott: Lou, I just can't take this shit any more. I hate this routine; it's so illogical. What are the odds that there would be a baseball team filled with these surnames? Nobody has the last name "I don't know," it just doesn't make any sense.
Costello: Dammit Bud. Don't start this again. You're such an arrogant cow turd. [storms off]

... and scene.