Tuesday, January 01, 2008

New Year's Resolutions

Here are a few of my resolutions for the new year:
  • To be nicer to people I care about, and meaner in fantasy sports leagues.
  • To harass, harangue, and humiliate neo-nazis.
  • To see more of the U.S.
  • To get back to 2005 in the frequency and voracity in which I stroke my beard.
  • For the "ladies" to not be as repulsed by me. I don't know why I put the quotes around ladies. That wasn't a good start.
  • To talk to people a little more.
  • Fix my ashy left elbow. Maybe find out why it's only the left.
  • No pink sock.

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