Thursday, January 31, 2008

Disenfranchise Old Voters

Everyone agrees that it's important to encourage our young people to vote. However, fewer people have the courage to advocate voter suppression of our older people.

Our older generations have messed things up for us and then they have the nerve to talk to us with condescension. Well, you can stick your condescension where the Preparation H don't shine!

Politicians pander to these pathological livers. Due to this, we get legislation that only positively impacts the oldest among us. Both the politicians and the pundits talk about politics in such a stale manner. Of course the younger generation isn't interested. We're too smart to waste our time on that junk; do you know how much porn there is on the internet?

I read that a man supported Huckabee because the former governor who believes gay marriage and abortion should be constitutionally outlawed is "friendly." That man was old, 80 years old. Another old man said that he wouldn't support Giuliani until he "got his act together with all those marriages." Considering the primary was on Tuesday and the article was written on Sunday, there's not a whole lot Giuliani could've done with that besides not getting a divorce and remarrying on Monday. Maybe you have to be a geriatric to understand the logic and why that would influence the way someone voted.

I heard old people referred to as "the greatest generation." You know who else was part of that generation? Nazis. I don't think they were so great.

My final beef with old people involves those ridiculous rambling rants they always go on. It leaves you wondering, 'what was the point of all that?'

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