It was reported that the Miami Dolphins actually offer to pay celebrities to go to their games. They have to do this because they are so terrible and no one wants to attend. As a Buffalo Bills fan, this is some of the sweetest news I've ever heard. My brother and I regard the Miami Dolphins as Nazis. Former Dolphins Jay Fiedler and Sage Rosenfeld are no longer considered to be Jewish in my mind. Oh Lord, I hope this futility lasts.
In other football news, I've never like college football. I will keep a college football game on my television, even just in the background, only if Pam Ward is announcing. She is really good and quite underrated.