My Talk

I pattern my speech in some form or fashion on the following:

Grandpa, my Maryland peers, Martin Luther King Jr., Bob Newhart, Marv Albert, Jon Stewart, Bill Cosby, George W. Bush, David Letterman, John Facenda, Marv Levy, Rodney Dangerfield, Talib Kweli, Jackie Mason, Cornell West, KRS-One, David Stern, Muttley the dog.


Somehow, when you combined all of those styles, you get a man who can hardly speak English.