Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Envy

I'm most envious of Bill Bradley. He's had just about a perfect life. He's been a Rhodes Scholar. He's won two championships with the New York Knicks. He's been a United States senator. And he's lost his bid to be the president of the United States in the Democratic primary because he was too liberal. I wish I could be him, except for only a few things. I'd like a less monotone voice. He's 6'5". I wouldn't mind a few more inches for myself, but so tall, I don't need. I also don't need his frog-like neck. And really who knows, maybe his personal life is in shambles.

Besides Bill Bradley, I wish I could be most women in the world. Women are awesome.

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