Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Lust

Utah Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko's wife, let's call her Marsha because I don't know here real name and I'm too lazy to look it up, has famously given her husband a free pass for one round of extra-marital fornication.

It appears AK47, who has played more like a water pistol this season, made good on the offer as exhibited by his miserable play. Kirilinko, who has been an all star as a Western forward (the most competitive position in the NBA), used to be great. But the guilt from his lustful actions has ruined his talent. He’s a shell of his former self.

Kirilenko destroyed my hopes of a Fantasy NBA championship in the Shabbatai Zvi was a Schmuck League and is letting his Utah Jazz teammates down in their playoff matchup with the Houston Rockets. The Jazz are currently down 0-2 and Tracy McGrady just might get to feel what it's like to actually play in the 2nd round. I finished 4th in fantasy.

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