I am the commissioner of a predominantly Jewish fantasy basketball league named "Shabbatai Zvi was a Schmuck." Every week I write a week in review chronically the goings-on in our league and in the NBA. Ok, it really just amounts to me making shit and dick jokes while mocking the fat guy and the stupid guy for being fat and stupid respectively.
Anyway, here are portions of week 7's review- about the brawl and the image of the league:
Carmelo got 15 games. I thought he should've gotten more. 15 for that gutless sucker punch and then one game for each back-step he took running the other way. J.R. Smith (10 games) should've gotten more too, for sucker-tackling Nate Robinson. I was hoping Nate's (10) would be less, not actually hitting anyone, but oh well. And don't tell anyone, but I thought Jeffries (4) was going to get a lot more. But I'm proud of Jeffries, Nate, and Collins. Fuck Carmelo Anthony!
On a related note, in response to sports writers I would like to send a message to our league. Everyone perceives this league to just be a bunch of lawyers and accountants. We need to change this perception. For fucks sake, enough with the funny hats and khakis, this league has a strict dress code. We need to clean up the image of the league. I swear, if you kikes whine or bicker, there will be consequences. Now we need to appeal to the gentile public if we want them to follow this league, so no more public sarcasm, torah readings, bitterness, and being Holocausted. Thank you.
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Stern came down hard, as he had to, but for him to think this will prevent brawls in the future is simply naive on his part.
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