Jeopardy "Wiz" Ken Jennings was on the Colbert Report tonight. Jennings was explaining the various things he had to study to succeed on Jeopardy, for example, "I used to know all of the dates of the presidents, like when Millard Fillmore was elected."
When asked for the dates, Mr. Jennings replied, "I said I used to know them. I don't remember."
Everyone knows that Millard Fillmore was never elected president, he took over after Zachary Taylor died, and served from 1850-1853 douche.
Author's note: Probably not direct quotes from Ken Jennings. So, sue me assholes.
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