As you can see above. I'm not allowed to ask you to click the ad, but gas prices are high. Let's continue selling out with celebrity gossip*.
As it turns out, Angelina Jolie was not the mother of Brad Pitt's baby. Turns out it was his ex, Jennifer Aniston!
In World Cup news, David Beckham and Ronaldinho got into a shouting match when Beckham called his adversary a "Ronaldin-ho." Fiesty.
George Bush got his nails done yesterday with Jessica Alba. (Jennifer or Jessica?) Looks like Jennifer (Jessica?) Alba can't keep her nails in good shape!
Yao Ming of the Houston Rockets is tall.
50 Cent was seen rubbing elbows with Zarqawi at a hot Iraqi nightspot before Zarqawi was killed.
Lost cheated on Grey's Anatomy with American Idol.
Let me finish this little piece of horseshit by saying: PAULO WANCHOPE!!!!!
In a future post I'll have a list of some of the weird, frightening, funny searches that came to my sight. Let me leave you with this one that may or may not have occured:
"please click the link at the top thanks"
What a crazy, yet timely, search, don't you think?
* Yeah, this shit isn't real. And if you came here seeking out this shit you should be ashamed! Go read a book.
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