Gefilte Fish, The Other Slab of White Meat

Have you ever though to yourself, "I'm really in the mood for a big slab of white fish covered in a jelly that's the consistency of semen." Then gefilte fish is for you!

But this great tradition is leaving our dinner tables. My mother didn't serve gefilte fish at our Seder, "Because no one ate it last year." What is our world coming to when gefilte fish is left out of a Seder?

Even my big fat friend Mike, who eats anything without bones in it, won't eat gefilte fish. This has to change. Gefilte fish brings families together (put it on one side of the table and watch everyone gravitate to the other side). It is delicious (if taste and texture aren't of concern to you). It is really the perfect food.

The clear jelly that comes in every jar of gefilte fish is an added bonus, which makes gefilte fish a great value.

It goes down smooth like jelly fish testicles, tastes like monkey poo, and looks like dog brains. Buy gefilte fish!

Gefilte Fish, The Other Slab Of White Meat!