Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Ash Wednesday

Today I saw an army of people with dirt on their foreheads in the shape of a cross. Evidently large cross tattoos, big cross necklaces, and gigantic crosses in Tennessee aren't enough for you people. We get it, you like the apparatus that Jesus died on.

This episode would have scared the hell out of me, except I had been tricked to attend an Ash Wednesday service a couple of years ago. Plus, there was anti-Semitism in the service. Not ambiguous anti-Semitism either, I'm talking, "The wicked Hebrews are going to Hell" and "Milton Berle wasn't that funny," which, by the way, I don't think is in the bible at all.

Anyway, Happy Ash Wednesday to all those non-anti-Semitic Christians.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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