- I've expressed political dissent against the United States government.
- I have a beard.
- I've attended peace protests.
- I know the difference between Hindus and Muslims (Hindus believe in Hinduism, Muslims believe in Islam).
- I am Semitic.
- I once emailed the president referring to myself as a "non-violent terrorist" for some reason.
- My crossover dribble strikes fear in the heart of defenders.
- I know more about Islam than the average American.
- I spent an indeterminate amount of time detained in detention without so much as legal representation (6th grade lunch detention).
- Prayed in a mosque.
- I've made an international call.
However, reasons that do not contribute to me being a terrorist:
- I don't like Tom Tolbert as an announcer.
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