The first night of Passover is some four months away or so (I don't have a calendar for next year yet), and I've already caught the Seder fever! (different from bird flu). It's never too early to start obnoxiously celebrating Passover! Time to put up your ostentatious Passover decorations all over your house so that it shines bright red into my window all night long! The best part of all, it's not tacky one bit!
Of course, we can't celebrate the actual religious meaning of Passover, because then those gentiles will be on our asses, so we celebrate the birth of Jes- uh; the Jews' emancipation from slavery in Egypt in a covert secular way that still lets us offensively throw our own beliefs into the face of others.
I can't wait to not eat anything leavened four months early this year, just to get a head start!!! Mmmmm, matzo!
Merry Passover everyone!
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