Monday, October 17, 2005

George Bush's Gay Agenda

What is the "Gay Agenda"? Christian conservatives believe it is one set of goals, while in actuality, it is probably something different.

The Gay Agenda
-Perhaps, going to a movie with the nice guy you met at the library.
-Maybe going to a club to have a few drink and dance.
-Staying in and hanging with friends.
-Going out to dinner.
-Watching tv.


Not The Gay Agenda
-Turning everyone else gay.
-Destroying the American family.
-Having sex with "traditional values" in the butt.
-Making Pat Robertson's son gay.
-Abortions.
-Having sex with goats or other animals.
-Becoming a Catholic priest and having sex with little boys. (I know someone who a virile heterosexual, but likes fingering little boys. This is "pedophilia", which is a different word with a different meaning than "homosexual." Pedophilia is immoral, illegal, and the perpetrator should be institutionalized, while homosexuality is like heterosexuality except different. Basically, if you're a man then you like dudes instead of chicks. That's about it.)
-Spreading STDs.
-Gaying up America.

Hopefully that clears some things up a bit.

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