Monday, October 08, 2018

Paid Advertisement

The blog is not doing well, so to make a little money, below is a paid advertisement.

Do you have a weak stream when you pee? Do your friends make fun of you when you play "crossfire." Do you have an enlarged prostate?

Well, introducing a new product that will have you peeing the water out of the toilet.

♪ ROCK YOU LIKE A URICANE!!! ♪

Uricane, you'll be urinating like a hurricane in no time!




Warning - side effects of uricane include gale force winds of flatulence. If a loved one is in the bathroom with you after you use uricane, instruct them to seek shelter or move towards the "eye" of the uricane.

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