Mia Khalifa Bombshell!!

Mia Khalifa has been trying to slide into my DMs because she's thirty for that d. This is a collection of words that apparently has meaning to some people, but I have no idea what that is. Hopefully, it's not offensive.

Jewish World Series Recap

This is a tough World Series matchup for Jews. The Houston Astros and Los Angeles Dodgers are battling, but it has nothing to do with these two teams. These organizations have had Jewish players before. Of course the great Sandy Koufax pitched for the Dodgers and the less great Brad Ausmus caught for the Astros. But both organizations have taken a dark turn in recent years.

Game 1 featured Astros pitcher Dallas Keuchel who inexplicably pronounces his surname "Kikel". He faced Dodgers outfielder Kike Hernandez. Kike went 1-3 against Kikel. Every time Kike came up to bat against Kikel, I took our mezuzah down and brought it inside. Then I hid in my attic. Hopefully  the Dodgers sweep so I don't have to revisit this fear in Game 5.

2017-2018 NBA Predictions

Check out this basketball book ranking the top ten NBA players in three different ways.

East
Just missed
Phi

Out in the first round
Bos, Cha, Mia, Det

Out in the semis
Was, Mil

Conference Finals
Cle over Tor 4-1

West
Just missed
Den

Out in the first round
LAC, Mem, Por, Min

Out in the semis
SA, OKC

Conference Finals
GS over Hou 4-3

NBA Finals
Cle over GS 4-3

2017 MLB Postseason Predictions

Wild Card Games (of which I hate the concept)
Yankees over Twins
Dbacks over Rockies

Division Series
Cleveland over Yankees 3-1
Houston over Boston 3-2

Nats over Cubs 3-1
Dodgers over Dbacks 3-0

LCS
Houston over Cleveland 4-2
Nats over Dodgers 4-2

World Series
Nats over Astros 4-1