Were They Short Men?

On behalf of The Society for Differently Heighted Americans, I wish to express my sadness and sympathies for the woman who was tased and robbed in Rockville early this morning by two men of diminutive stature. But NBC Washington did not have to describe these two men as "short."

The movement has come along way over many years, but we still have a long way to go. Smaller heroes such as James Madison, Muggsy Bogues, and Hitler (ok, maybe not Hitler) have achieved greatness in order to gain equality for men of all heights.

If these men accused of the crime were like 4'4" I could see them being described as "short." But they're listed at 5'4". That's just about the world average for an adult male. I mean, c'mon!

The Society for Differently Heighted Americans

We don't have less height, we have more unheight.