Bold Predictions

Anyone can make obvious predictions. Only the truly prophetic can make Bold Predictions.

• An NBA player will receive a blowjob from a woman with a reputation for promiscuity at some juncture in the near future.
• Donald Trump will say something with little or no merit.
• Charlie Sheen will commit an irrational act.
• My grandmother will gripe about the weather.
• Paris Hilton's syphilis will act up in the coming months.
• A professional soccer player will plummet to the ground despite receiving no provocation.
• I will face crippling rejection in some aspect of life.
• The United States will start another war with a country that poses no threat to national security, but does possess oil.