Big Kid

I was shooting some hoops on one of those tiny Fresh Prince-type outdoor courts. There's a field next to the court and it was occupied by a bunch of 4-year olds at soccer practice. After their practice, a gang of 4 year olds saw me shooting around and were intrigued.

They came over to watch and quickly took over the court. I had to stop shooting because I didn't want the ball to plunk one of the kids on the head. One of the mothers tried to clear the court for me saying, "Let's go home, because this big kid was playing."

Big kid? I'm not a big kid!

I'm a small man.