Wednesday, December 22, 2010

The New Census

The 2010 census results came out. Apparently, Republicans are procreating at a faster rate than Democrats. While some northeastern and midwestern states lost congressional seats, some states in the south gained them.

I for one am willing to participate in rectifying the problem. At this point, I can comfortably impregnate about three liberal women per day, but that can be raised to six a day if I get inspired (unfortunately, not every liberal woman looks as good as Bella Abzug).

Just think of it, in about 18 years the Democrats will be the beneficiaries of the HarazQuack Revolution!

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