The Psychic Brain Machine

Reportedly there is a "brain machine" that can read people's minds. So can this website. Watch.

If you're male:

Right now you are thinking about sex.

See.

Now, you're thinking about baseball.
This website is amazing, I know.

Now, you're thinking about sex again.
Nailed it!

If you're female:

You're thinking about having sex with me.
No?

Now you are.*
The psychic powers of the HarazQuack Times astounds.

Note-
* - Thinking about not having sex with me counts.