A New World Record!

I don't know what the world record for times violently vomiting within a twelve hour period is, but whatever it was, I broke it this past Friday.

I don't know what caused the upchucking. It could have been one of the many processed frozen foods that I consumed (a couple from TGI Fridays). It could have been the faux store-bought smoothie I guzzled. It could have been from the Doritos I ingested. It could have been the 7-11 hot dogs I downed. It could have been the disgusting socio-economic discrepancy between the haves and the have nots in our world. Or maybe it was just looking at your face that did the trick.