I fully support the upcoming Qur'an burning to be held in Florida on September 11 by Christian fundamentalists. But not because I am in favor of defiling the holy books of others. I find that bigotry reprehensible. I just happen to be a pyromaniac.
I've been going to therapy for my pyromania for years, but there's something about a good ole fashion hateful book burning that sparks my urge to start fires again (pun intended!). So, if you're a disgusting bigot and heading down to the Qur'an burning this Saturday, look for me. I'll be the one with the upside-down fu manchu and matches.