If you haven't seen the "Dude, you have no Qur'an" guy, check it out here. Check out the very pleasurable song remix here.
Have you seen it? Good. You may proceed.
First of all, this guy is a hero. Second of all, the Dude you have no Qur'an guy looks like if John Denver was a gay porn star. What's with the disgusting rat tail? And why isn't he wearing a shirt? And why did he steal my Aunt Mildred's glasses? And why doesn't Amarillo have a dentist?
He's kind of ignorant, badly mispronouncing the word Qur'an, rhyming it with saran instead of the more correct naan. And basically, all he did was walk up, yank a book out of someone's hand, and run away. He's a thief and a coward. And that makes him a hero?
He is a hero! But he's also ridiculous.